HAYYYY!!!!

I just got back from the most awesome party EVER!!!! I seriously was a celebrity last night! Seriously.

So I'm in chi-town right now, visiting my sister and her hubby. And at their wedding I met this totally awesome chick, who's absolutely in LOVE with me and she's pretty loaded, she's the best fag-hag ever, whenever I hang out with her shes always buying me stuff and taking me to clubs and shit~ I call her my "sugar momma"

So yeah, she invited me to go boating with her and her fiancee, and I've NEVER been on a sailboat in my life, so I was like "HOLY SHIT LET'S DO IT!!!"

It was amazing, we sailed down lake Michigan to Navy Pier and saw fireworks and it was AWESOME!!!

Then afterwards we went to this club, that her fiancee knew the owner of, and it was like, one of those celebrity clubs, or the really rich posh clubs you see in beer commercials, the owner worked with Micheal Jackson and shit, and I met him, and the soup nazi and it was so cool!

OMG and we did all sorts of stuff and then I went back on the boat and fooled around with this musician guy in the master bedroom.


WHEEEE!!!!