Ok so I turned 21 like a week ago but I was drinking for a week and now I have severe brain damage.

Just kidding. But UGH I feel old. I'm an uncle, I stopped fucking everything I see, and now I'm 21. Before I know it I will be covered in wrinkles.

Yeah, there's nothing else to talk about. I'm old. My life is over. For everyone who is older, I apologize for this entry.