So I'm an uncle.

A gay uncle.

How awesome is that!

Congrats Alegra, love ya sis!


P.S What do you guys think about an almost 21 year old dating a 40 something year old? Is it weird?

Will be held off until tomorrow.

I KEEP WATCHING THIS STUPID VIDEO

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Why can beautiful people only date beautiful people?

Whenever I see a pretty girl with a nasty looking guy it just makes my blood boil.

Whenever I see a foxy guy with a horrible, ugly betch with a huge nose and crooked teeth and a bad complexion I just want to DIE.

I'll admit it here and now, I only date cute guys, or guys I view as cute. A high percent of my fucks have been older, built, had clear skin, nice faces, and giant cocks (unless I'm unlucky, then I don't fuck them).

I'll date guys that aren't built, only if it suits them, like the cute emo boys I see now and again.

But ladies, I know in the heterosexual world it's hard to find a single, straight, beautiful guy with a nice personality, but like, they exist. You don't even need the personality if its just a one night stand! If you're young and beautiful, they WILL show up.


But yeah, I'm not saying fug people shouldn't date, just that they should only date people in their beauty range. If you're a girl on the thicker side then date a guy who looks like he likes thicker women. And if you're a scrawny pasty guy with no sense in fashion you should go for some fug nerdy girl who likes naruto. Thats all I'm saying.


Actually, cross the thicker girl comment. I've seen some big girls look prettier than all the Americas Next Top Models put together. If you're a big girl but you rock it, then go ahead and date Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt. But if you're fat and fug. Please go get a fugly bofro. You're pissing off us beautiful people.


Sorry if that sounds harsh but thats the way I see things.

-L.M

Deviantart you're stupid.